Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
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do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
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eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
I want you to think long and hard about the definition of literal here.
and I want u to think about my long and hard p*nis
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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I get really attached to people and it’s literally impossible for me to get through an hour without talking to them
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I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
I’VE NEVER RELATED MORE TO A TEXT POST
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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